Passing the Chocolate Torch
the act of defecating into the -n-s of your partner after vigorous -n-l s-x.
dude, i totally p-ssed the chocolate torch to my girlfriend last night!
can i be excused? i don’t feel so well after my girlfriend p-ssed me the chocolate torch last night.
p-ssing the chocolate torch makes me feel like more of man!
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