passive askgressive
adj. a type of behavior described by a person stating out loud something that they clearly want, but then refusing to accept any offer for it to happen.
john: “i want to get some ice cream but i don’t want to go outside again.”
bob: “i’ll get it for you, i don’t mind.”
john: “no, you don’t have to do that.”
bob: “do you want it, because i don’t mind going to buy some if you want it.”
john: “well, i doooo want it, but… you don’t have to…”
bob: “dude if you want it, i don’t mind getting it! stop being so p-ssive askgressive!”
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