Slippery Penguin


when a man’s “penguin” becomes so slippery due to liquids-oil, water, s-m-n, saliva, etc.- that females have difficulty operating upon the phallus.
“ah man dude, i had such a slippery penguin last night that that b-tch slipped off like twenty times”
a d-ck that cant seem to stay in an -ss
it was being a real slippery penguin and p-ssing me off.

you are a slippery penguin.
meeting a women with a large collection of animals, mostly used for masterbating.
i was with alex and she definately has a slippery penguin.

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