Passport constipation
when you have applied for a p-ssport with the us government 6 months ago and you are leaving tomorrow and still can’t squeeze out a p-ssport for your spring break trip!
hey tracy: have you received your p-ssport yet for our trip to punta cana on friday?
tracy: h-ll no, the us governemnet has p-ssport constipation! they can’t seem to squeeze out the p-ssport i applied for 6 months ago!-
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