Passturbation
masturbating in light of p-ssing an exam/course.
yes! i didn’t fail the god d-mn physics exam! i’m going to p-ssturbate for hours tonight!!! i’m going to do some p-ssturbation.
the style of football (soccer) made popular by the barcelona squad and spanish national sides. this style of football is marked by a teams ocd-like need to p-ss the ball as many times as possible during a match; even if the p-ss serves no other purpose than to pad the player’s stats and serve the manager’s delusion that whoever p-sses the ball the most wins the game. this includes 1-yard sideways p-sses in your own half while under no pressure, p-ssing while staring at an open net inside the box and the 40-yard backwards p-ss to the goalkeeper.
person 1: are you a barcelona fan?
person 2: h-ll yeah. i basically bust a nut while watching that team not try and score, but instead just p-ss the ball around. how about you?
person 1: nah, i’m not a huge fan of p-ssturbation. i like teams that can actually f-ck; like baryen munich, for instance. hey, didn’t those two teams play each other recently?
person 2: uhh…messi was hurt that day…both days….
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