pasta attorney


an attorney who accepts food as payment for legal services and counsel, especially home-cooked meals. normally, attorneys will bill clients for legal advice and services provided during lunch even if the client cooks and/or pays for the entire meal.
“this pasta attorney helped me get out of a dui and all i did was make him some spaghetti!”

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