Pasta Toss


a special party where a group of six or more men stand in a circle touching their flaccid p-n-ses together in order to mimic a bowl of soft noodles. alfredo sauce is optional. (still illegal in 5 states)
i tried to surprise my friend the other day and boy did i screw up! i walked in on a major pasta toss! i had no idea he was into that.

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