Pastaface


going down on a girl while on her period
he looked up at me with a pasta face.
quite the opposite of “b-tterface”. when a woman’s face is so attractive, that you fail to see past it (past her face = pastaface)
guy 1: man, that keira knightley is a real beauty.
guy 2: yeah, but she doesn’t have any -ss or b–b.
guy 1: what, really?
guy 2: yeah. you didn’t notice, cuz you couldn’t see pastaface.

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