Pasturbation
obsessively romanticizing the past.
mad men is great tv, if you’re into pasturbation.
the act of masturbating to fatty p-rn or p-rn featuring beastility.
“i believe that pasturbation is morally wrong.”
“i love pasturbation to some hott fatties and some s-xy ladies doin’ horses.”
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