pasty face


an individual, typically male, whose facial features are generally rounded and ill-defined. the skin is pale and frequently clammy in appearance; the eyes are droopy, the lips pudgy, and jawline is nonexistent.
guy 1: “check out that pasty face!”

guy 2: “gross, dude. he’s a chimo for sure.”
2 more definitions
sn-bby, wealthy, white people, sometimes called yuppies
pasty faces live usually in suburban neighborhoods
one who sits inside all day doing nothing but play on an electronic device while the weather outside is nice
“what are you doing today?” “oh im playing video games” “f-cking pasty face”

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