pasty fart
farting out diarrhea while crying. then standing up and c-mming on the p–p while you let out a tiny little squeaker. then taking the p–p out with your hands and p-ssing gas on it.
“dude did you see billy the other day?”
“yea bro, {lets out a m-ssive fart and then p-sses} everyone died because of his pasty fart.”
“yea, let me touch my br–sts and cry”
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