Pasty Pumpkin


a person who resembles a pumpkin by the shape or clothing colour and a palish skin tone.
person a: look at neal, he’s wearing the orange shirt again.

person b: yeah, he’s a pasty pumpkin, and his mom also cuts his hair by putting a bowl onto of his head and then cutting around it.

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