Pasty Smashing
pasty smashing is the art of banging some p-ssy. the term has originated from newquay in cornwall, england as this is the place where the pasty is a favourite dish and lots of pasty smashing is undertaken by tourists
bl–dy h-ll arthur… i could hear you pasty smashing a mile away last night. you kept the whole camp-site awake! fair play!
a metaphorical term to describe a lesbian. imagery of the famous cornish pasty is used to replicate the act of scissoring in which a females pasty-like v-g-n- is ‘smashed’ against another’s. hence pasty smashing.
girl 1: “fancy going out tonight?”
girl 2: “nah babes, i fancy staying in tonight and pasty smashing!”
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