pat pong


a show in thailand where women use their v-g-n-s in unexpected ways:
1)pop out ping pong b-lls
2)smoke ciggarettes
3)shoot balloons attatched to the roof with a dart gun inserted into the v-g-n-
4)drink a bottle of c-ke
and many other interesting/ horrifying things
leslie: holy sh-t!! what did she just do??
taylor: well leslie, to speak in a full sentence, thats pat pong for you.

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