Pat the Bat


a modern diety. a t-tan among gods. best known for leading the philadelphia phillies to the 2008 world series t-tle and getting b-lls deen every tw-t he saw along the way.
“hey amanda, i heard u f-cked pat the bat.” “absolutely not, pat f-cked me.”

and on the 8th day, g-d created pat.
the best player in baseball… a modern day babe ruth
“pat the bat is g-d”
a nickname for possibly the worst baseball player to play professional baseball. a name for pat burrell for one purpose and one purpose only; to make it seem like pat burrell was a positive contribution to the philadelphia phillies offensive production.
“did you see pat the bat nail the golden sombrero last night?” “yes i did; so why do they call him pat the bat anyway?” “that’s a good question.”

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