Pat the Roo
a literal phrase used at nature reserves where there are tame kangaroos around that you are able to pat. although it is a completely innocent phrase it still sounds like a euphemism for masturbation.
“i’m going to go pat the roo”
“i don’t need to hear that!, just clean up afterwards”
“what?”
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