patty mayonnaise


when an irish man has s-xual intercourse with a woman until he is about to c-m, and then stops. the female then clinches her v-g-n- to make the mans p-n-s explode.

no longer only for the irish, but received it name as it was traditionally preformed by irish woman who no longer wanted children from their husband.

patty- irish
mayonnaise- because that is all that is left afterwards.
my wife said she doesn’t want any more children, i am afraid if i do not get a vasectomy she will give me a patty mayonnaise.
1 more definition
a very flabulous release of gases out of the v-g-n-. characterized by the trademark wet sound of flapping lips and sour mayonnaise-like smell.
when doug funnie finally gets to go down on patty mayonnaise.

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