Pataskala, Ohio
pataskala is located in central ohio, 20 minutes east of columbus. known for being the former home of the famous p-rn star john holmes, pataskala offers many fun activities. these include counting the hundreds of underage pregnant girls roaming the streets in search of marijuana and a vast -ssortment of drugs (common in the greens). also, sitting in a vehicle in the local krogers parking lot for no apparent reason is another popular activity. if a place to stay for an overnighter with a hooker you just picked up, the shamrock motel is perfect for you! the stained matresses and the unbelivable amount of crack addicts inhabiting the area will put a smile on any crack wh-r-‘s face! if sports is more of your choice for entertainment stop by the local watkins memorial highschool for a basketball game. with a total of 3 wins in two years, it should make you feel better about yourself while the coaches embarrase themselves and the entire school. so come on down to pataskala ohio and waste your life away with us! see you soon!
jeff “i wonder what city has the highest population of pregnant wh-r-s?”
steve “it has to be pataskala, ohio man, the ratio is 4:1 for pregnant wh-r-s to a normal citizen there”
quite possibly the worse place on earth. it used to be quite a cute little country town, but it has been run to h-ll by a new breed we call rich white trash. the pretend to be poor and ghetto, but mommy and daddy really pay for them to dress head to toe in urban styles. it’s 20 miles away from columbus, and the high school is called watkins memorial. the only ones who love pataskala are the alumni of wmhs who dropped out of college and can’t make any new friends outside of their little circle.
p-town sucks…but i’d rather drop out of school and stay at home with my friends from hs. i think i’ll get drunk and/or married or pregnant. go wmhs!
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