Patch kit mentality
the act of fixing a problem for the short term when in the long run you will end up needing to spend more time and money to fix a larger problem.
a: why are there weird lines down the middle of the road?
b: the city thought it was a good idea to pave the road without spending the money to pull up the trolly tracks first.
a: this is killing my car. f-cking patch kit mentality!
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