Patch the one eyed snake


to w-nk, or m-st-rb-t-.
uncle herbert told me to patch the one eyed snake, so i went out looking for a one with a box of band-aids. i eventually got tired as i couldn’t find it, so i ran behind a bush and m-st-rb-t-d furiously.

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