patchboi


n. (patch’ – boy)

someone who plays online games but never posts within the official forums until the whole system goes down, giving them nothing better to do but b-tch and moan to others within said forum until the servers come back up.
patchboi – “this game suxors! it’s always broken when i want to play! this is bullsh-t and i want a refund for my wasted hours!!!”

forum member – “dood! stfu and go play something else you patchboi -sshole. no one cares about your bullsh-t here. sh-t happens and life goes on .. so why don’t you put the keyboard away and get some f-cking sun you fat pr-ck.”

patchboi – “nevermind. server is back up and i can log in again. i love this game it really roxors!!!!”

forum member – “f-cking idiot patchboi!”

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