patchwork pussy


when you give yourself a brazilian wax at home, but with poor execution, causing a patchwork of bald and hairy spots to cover the area.
i wanted to surprise my boyfriend with a brazilian wax on our 6 month anniversary but i tried to do it at home and ended up with a patchwork p-ssy.

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