Patenaudite
a strong viral infection that can affect any good board game player, suddenly transforming him in a very bad player for many consecutive games.
symptoms
• the player starts losing dreadfully at a board game where he used to be a good player; may last several games
• at first, the player says he was not lucky but as the symptoms persist, the disease reveals itself as simple bad luck may not explain playing so badly
• during the second phase of the disease, the player feels depressed, loses appet-te and is unable to have fun anymore; no suicide reported yet
• to be considered a “patenaudite”, the player must finish last during at least 3 consecutive games, way behind other players
incubation time
• unknown, the disease may happens shortly or many days after getting it from an infected player
duration
• 3 and more consecutive games where the player finishes last
• but we have seen some cases where it could last up to a month
treatment
• no specific treatment seems to work, the disease disappears suddenly
particularity
• the disease seems to propagate to only one player at a time. it is considered as a singleton virus
(infected player)
– guys, i do not recognize myself (sorrow feeling).
– i don’t know how come i play so badly, i don’t understand what’s happening (player may start raging or crying or both)
– i think i’m having a patenaudite (player feels despaired)
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