paterno divorce


a type of divorce where the father gets everything he wants. he gets to see his kids the whim strikes him, while having no real responsibility. he gets to “move on” to his new life and new loves, while the woman takes care of the kids, works and begs for some chump change child support that doesn’t even come close to paying for the kid’s needs. it’s the best of all possible world’s for men, who don’t have to support their wives and kids anymore because “women can work now,” and if they’ve been out of the workforce for twenty years, supporting the man’s career and taking care of his kids, so what, why shouldn’t a middle-aged man be able to use his wealth to impress new p-ssy?
my girlfriend and i are thrilled because i got myself a paterno divorce.

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