Paternoed


paternoed (verb, usually past-tense) — slang. to p–p, to defecate, to move bowels accidentally or in a situation in which it is least desired. to cr-p oneself, i.e. moving bowels when wearing a garmet. named for the legendary penn state head football coach who was forced to leave in the middle of a big game to use the facilities. he returned after halftime wearing different pants and later said only that he had ‘flu-like symptoms.’
have you paternoed yet today?

i paternoed myself.

you smell like you paternoed yourself.
1 more definition
if you were unjustly dismissed, f-cked or screwed from a job-you have been paternoed. obviously you were competent but still were fired because a higher up in your organization ignored the truth.
i used to teach at that school but i got paternoed. i think it was cause i was smarter then my boss.

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