pathepic
something pathetic to epic proportions.
bob: sarah talked to me today
joe: and?
bob: i peed my pants…
joe: what??
bob: …in front of her.
joe: wow, pathepic.
a cross between “pathetic” and “epic”. usually referring to a bittersweet moment, or something that was unintentional while still being amazing.
i can’t believe joan, my best friend, won the race! too bad i got fell at the starting line and had to be taken out. what a pathepic moment.
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