Pathological One-upper
one-upping to such a degree, involving, caused by, or of the nature of a mental disease, where an upper is incapable of ever stopping and must refute any up of a fellow upper, even if the up makes no logical sense at all.
regular one-upper: dude, i bought a jaguar last week. it’s sick.
pathological one-upper: nice. i got an aston a few days ago…
regular one-upper: my dad’s getting a bugatti veyron today!
pathological one-upper: that’s nothing. for that much money you won’t even get an apartment in my building. i have six.
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