Patient Zero Day


as “patient zero” refers to the first known infected case in a zombie plague, patient zero day is the celebration of the coming of the first ever zombie- that zombie is jesus christ. (patient zero day is easter).
“happy patient zero day! did the bunny give you chocolate eggs?”

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