patio monkey


somewhat related to porch monkey; but has a caucasion spin; someone that sits on their patio and does not have a job, they mostly talking about building patios
i was walking by the rose garden and some patio monkey with a plaid shirt on tried to preform c-nn-l-ng-s on me.
somewhat related to porch monkey; but has a caucasion spin; someone that sits on their patio and does not have a job, they mostly talking about building patios
i was walking by the rose garden and some patio monkey with a plaid shirt on tried to preform c-nn-l-ng-s on me.

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