Pâtisserista


pâtisserista (pa-tees-sa-ree-sta)
noun. the vaguely hipster, but usually cheerful, woman in her twenties who -ssists urban foodies with the selection of their éclairs, tarts, tortes, and cupcakes at upscale bakeries. often an art student, she is equal parts amelie and riot grrrl, with a generous pinch of julia child that reveals itself when she gushes about salted caramel, mille-feuille, or raspberry confit.
“the pâtisserista at flourish always gives me free samples!”

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