Patke
the patke is a nasty little creature with a soul as black as wesley snipes and an even darker hole where its heart used to be. it is commonly found in or around biology cl-ssrooms, or wherever curry is sold.
if you ever find yourself in the same room as a patke, you should leave before it eats your soul like a pile of hotcakes. if this is not possible, cover your heart and do not show the patke any sign of emotion.
person 1: i just saw a wild patke!
person 2: oh cr-p!
no fun in ze cl-ss!
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