pato maldonado


he is a f-cking dumb-ss, with a ton of pimples in his face, people normally call him “salmon” or “grani-elote”. he is not attractive at all, girls don’t even talk to him, people normally see him as a palm tree. he sucks at school, and he needs academic probation, he loves making out with ms wong.
that guy is a pato maldonado!

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