Patoonie
an anti-social homeschooler, whos parents run their lifes and have completed far to many calculus courses before reaching high school. smells of dirty sweatpants and home-made “mac n’ cheese.” typically driving their mothers mini van and quick to correct others in their sinful ways. usually spends their time competing in state chess tournaments and beating off to their runescape girlfriends. p-n-s size does not extend above 3 inches. sandals and socks are a must unless rubber boots are called upon in climate desicision. plays fart baseball with their “friends” for fun.earlier ages spent at the bangor pool and trying to overacheive ar points.
example 1.i met a patoonie once at a bible camp called junior camp. the campers compiled together to have a nice squirt gun fights in the wood. one of the campers had explosive diarrhea. i’m not sh-tting you murky brown baby p–p colored water came railing out of his b-tt and onto his feet. upon witnessing such a glorious occasion i yelled ” hey! look! he sh-t his pants!!!” the leaky camper started crying as the other campers surrounded him and laughed. the humility was to much for this patoonie. he ran down to the lake to wash the sh-t out of his sweatpants. sh-t pants couldn’t take the smell and ended up barfing in the lake and crying. patoonie rage clouded his mind and he charged at me for telling the world that he made slip n’ slide out of his sweat pants. in conclusion this prime patoonie sh-t his pants, cryed, barfed in the lake, and tryed to fight me
example 2. my patoonie brothers and their patoonie friends decided to play fart baseball in the tent resting in the back yard. fart baseball has it’s rules. one fart gets you to first base two farts makes it to second base etcc… the patoonie exclaimed ” homerun!” he sh-t his pants………………
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