patricion
a vegan who has a gray wiffle. when intoxicated, belives she is invincable. married to a guy who wishes he could go on a safari. wheres safari belts, ties, etc. she wears rather large jewlery. has a son who is now ugly and fat. son was involved with transvest-te.
son: “mom i am going out”
mom: “just make sure you dont act like a patricion and embarr-ss yourself”
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