Patrick

all around perfect man and a s-xy beast. known to cause even the most loyal of girls to turn on their boyfriends. talented with music, words, and kills in any sport he plays. strong like bull. always compet-tive, and always wins what he competes in. some consider to be on the status of not only a god, but the g-d.
“d-mn, my girl got sn-tched…”
“kick his -ss dude!”
“nah man… it was patrick bro”
“awww sh-t… leave it alone, that f-cker will kill you”

“i didn’t know jesus went to this school”
“nah dude… that guy right there, that’s patrick. but they are easily confused”
apostle and patron saint of ireland; an english missionary to ireland in the 5th century, word often -ssociated with people who are extremely well educated, successful in life, and good looking.
g, if you could only be patrick
a common name for a male child. the etymology of the name reveals that the name means n-ble. and in the case of patricks everywhere, they are quite n-ble indeed. a patrick’s personality can only be described as charming, outgoing, infectious, hilarious, daring, exciting, brilliant, and very unique. patricks, whether young or old, always tend to attract the attention of the public with their gorgeous looks. the only quality that a patrick lacks is self-control–especially when it comes to the drink. patricks are known for their love of drink, no matter what it is.. as long as it has alcohol, which is why every patrick’s favorite holiday is st. patrick’s day of course.
person: are you going to the st. patrick’s day parade this year?
patrick: you kidding me? of course i am; however, would ya be kind enough to drive me for i fear i’m going to lose my motor skills around nine in the mornin’ if ya know what i mean.
v. to be amazingly awesome.
let’s go patricking!
a really really hott person!
omg patrick is soooo hott!
all around bamf. really cool and well liked by his peers. his girlfriend loves him more then anything. hauls -ss at snowboarding and pretty much every other extreme sport. trouble maker at school but very funny. teachers hate patrick, patrick hates teachers. nice to everyone that is nice to him, but you don’t want to make him mad, because patrick has a very short fuse. he may just beat the sh-t out of anyone that says anything bad about him. he always stands up for his friends.
girl 1: “i heard ella is going out with him.”
girl 2: “who is him?”
girl 1: “ya know, patrick!”
girl 2: “wow she is lucky.”
girl 1: “i don’t think we have any chances, they are way to into each other.”
girl 2: “to bad patrick is one of a kind.”
a man too busy doing incredible work to realize how beautiful he really is. he’s a little shy and doesn’t always believe that the woman he sees wants him bad, in the worst possible way. is so desirable, lovable, s-xy and smart that he can drive a previously incorruptible woman to self-satisfy 3-7 x a day just thinking of him, for two years. has a beautiful face complemented by a very nice -ss and very kissable thighs.
patrick is too good to be true: i j-sm a little just thinking about him.

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