Patrick Howell
1. a patrick howell is someone with superhuman libido, capable of satisfying an unbelievable amount of people with near every body part.
2. to have s-xual intercourse involving a xylophone.
3. a s-x act involving purple sprouting broccoli, a starfish and the burmese pro democracy campaigner aung san suu kyi.
4. a permanent state of arousal.
holy sh-t linda and charlie have been at it for 3 days straight, i even heard linda moaning about charles earlobe its like they are patrick howell’s.
do you want to f-ck on the glockenspiel or the xylophone?
“how about the xylophone, i feel in the mood to patrick howell”.
the administration in rangoon is authoritarian, its a shame i really wanted to patrick howell you.
dude i popped 15 v–gr-, im in a patrick howell right now
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