patriot, the


a s-xual act whereby the male recieves a bl-wj-b while standing and the female kneeling on the floor. the male then -j-c-l-t-s on the females face and quickly punches her in the nose, drawing blood. the red (blood), white (s-m-n), and blue (bruised nose) represent the colors of the flag and give the patriot its name. it is customary, after -j-c-l-t–n, for the male to stand at attention, salute, execute an about-face, and walk out of the room.
my girlfriend likes getting the patriot every friday night.

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