Patriot’s Landing
the uncontrollable explosion of the inside of your bowels due to overconsumption of sugar free candy. a true patriot’s landing will involve defecation at a level so extreme that you must dispose of all clothing worn during the time of said patriot’s landing.
did you hear about jeff’s patriot’s landing? i wouldn’t eat sugar free candy again after that!
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