Patrol Munchies


the extreme amount of munchies you get after conducting a long a gruesome patrol in the mountains of afghanistan. it’s almost as equal as the munchies you get after smoking pot.
dude, i’m goin to the chow hall to eat everything they’ve got, i’ve got a bad case of the patrol munchies!

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