patroose


patron + grey goose + cranberry juice= patroose!!!!

one shot patron
one shot goose
two ounces cranberry juice

mix in a shaker with some ice. pour it, drink it!!!
hey man what you drinking on? how about some of that hennessey? h-ll no!! i’m all about that patroose tonight. i’m trying to get screwed up!!!!

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