patrolling the high seas
this is a simple and fun activity done by inebriated or high people to p-ss time. it involves anything from making memes to understanding deep philosophical questions in life this is used in lieu of driving or putting people in danger. some of these activities include: crying, trying to make a full-sized pizza in your microwave, mambo italiano, turning down the volume to see better, sitting at your door waiting for the pizza man to deliver a new pizza, freestyle rapping, finding a mouse and making a new friend, trying to find that one cd, theorizing the flat earth, watching the wizard of oz with pink floyd on, crying again because you dropped your new pizza, and donating a large amount of money to a charity then thinking tater that someone stole your credit card but then end up just taking money away from kids with aids.
tim: hey jeff , what were ou doing last night
jeff: you know just patrolling the high seas.
tim: what the f-ck we live in iowa
jeff: you wouldn’t understand
tim: your being an -sshole
jeff: you’re
tim: what
jeff: got em’
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