patron hands
1. when edward fortyhands isn’t enough to f-ck you up, and you feel you need a challenge; the game generally ends in the partic-p-nts death
2. an explanation for why some one would do something completely f-cked up, or any explanation at all really
1. f-ck my life, time to get drunk as sh-t, patron hands!!!!!
2. guy 1 “dude why is andrew p-ssed out b-lls up naked in the living room?” guy 2 “patron hands”
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