Patroned
when someone willingly, or at someones direction, consumes so much patron tequila that he/she grabs any blunt object (this can be anything, a golf club, a chair, a coffee table) they can find and begins attacking people and inanimate objects (lamps, tvs, etc.) with it. this is usually, but not always, followed by vomiting somewhere other than the toilet.
witness #1- dude, he got so drunk off tequila last night that he broke his tv with a golf club and then vomited on his x-box. witness #2- yeah, the shot n-z- patroned his -ss good! she had him take so many shots he was barking like a dog.
another word for pwned (owned).
“yo momma so fat, her blood type is ragu!”
“ooooooo, patroned!”
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