Patsads


a patsads is a male, who has either black or brown hair but never blonde. patsads usually play volleyball, basketball, and they wakeboard and/or ski. they are generally easy to talk to, funny, gorgeous, and extremely popular. but patsads usually have nice faces and might have no d-cks.
sally: oh my god, i’m in love with him.
kate: i know, right? i just got a girl b-n-r. what a patsads.
rachel: he’s gorgeous. lets go talk to him.

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