patser
someone who looks very good and is great in bed/
“hey angelina jolie, did you have s-x with mario?” yes, i did and it was amazing, maybe even the best i ever had. he’s a real patser!
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the paul mitch-ll is a s-x move where the man -j-c-l-t-s into the woman’s hair. it is named after the hair name brand product. “yea, i gave my girlfriend a paul mitch-ll.” likes (loves) to shaft men in the sh-tter lad 1: something stinks of sh-t lad 2: must be paul mitch-ll lad 1: he […]
- black claw
where on a woman, one puts his finger/fingers into her -rs-, and puts his thumb into her v-g-n-, and attempts to click his fingers. i black clawed that b-tch!
- dos bigotes
spanish for “two mustaches” but also a slang term for playing golf hey let’s go down to the drving range for some dos bigotes.
- twastessess
it basically allows you to misuse twas and still keep your intelligence and sense of pride. “how are you?” “twastessess jolly.”
- checking the meter
euphemism used to temporarily excuse oneself from a social gathering–presumably to see how much time is left on the (non-existent) parking meter–in order to do drugs. “i’ll be right back, i gotta check the meter.”