Patterned Mulywumpus


a mysterious creature that has been hunted for years. it commonly releases egg sacks and the liquids it releases while doing so and the wumpus itself, are used in many household products and foods. the plural is wompi.
i just read wumpus potter and the chamber of wompi.
sally smells like a patterned mulywumpus.
i love to drink wumpus tea in the morning.

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