Pattni


a near extinct race of south asian indians (f-kin shahs n patelz takin evrythin), with few people, but consisting of “s-x gods”, “jokers”,lego man and the occasional accountant or doctor.
although they are few in number (largest number seen in one place was 2, in merchant taylors – nw london), they have left a legacy behind like no other…making more bling dan any other indian family and tagging more p-ss-es across the world than any other race.
keep them going… da world needs this legendery species:
take my advice n f-ck a pattni once in a while
a pattni is any buff brown man with loadsa bling

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