Patty Cake
1. an ultimate test of pure determination and skill, where one brave athletic legend along with another brave athletic legend clap their hands together with a thunderous noise that echoes in the heavens. patty cake was made purely to seek out the true god. when the game begins, all h-ll breaks loose, and the two fearless compet-tors slam the palm of their hands together, creating a ear pounding sonic boom that will ultimately destroy the universe and all who inhabit it!
2. a simple game where two children clap there hands together and at the same time say patty cake.
“oh my god!!! two people are battling eachother in an epic war of patty cake! alert the media!!!”
“awww, look at our children having fun playing patty cake, aren’t they just adorable?”
slang for s-x, currently exclusively used by people who still remember who framed roger rabbit
roger: pattycake! pattycake! i don’t believe it. pattycake! pattycake! that girl.
maroon: take comfort son, you’re not the first man whose wife played pattycake on him
the simple act of intercourse. a great code word that can be used in front of parents, children, and old people or in public places.
hey dude, what are you and your girlfriend going to do this weekend?
well i think we’re going to see and movie and then we’re gonna play some patty cake afterwards.
or
tim: what are jimmy’s parents doing after the party?
jason:they’re probably going back to their house for a little patty cake.
jimmy: what? that’s disgusting you -sshole.
the s-xiest man alive.
screw george clooney. i’ll get me some pattycake!
a hand game played as kids. a pelvic game played as adults.
“patty cake, patty cake baking a kid.” although if serious skin slapping is taking place no one is singing a tune.
a woman whom defies all wonder. sp-cey, but unique. a woman who loves cakes and pies. a woman who loves life, and has an outstanding notion to live. a woman who wishes to live atop the hill striving to live the good life.
pattycakes is sp-cey today!
someday, pattycakes will live atop the hill.
we love pattycakes!
a caribbean term for v-g-n-
gyal when yuh gon gimme some pattycake
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