patuna
an elusive species of fish. its diet consists primarily of fecal matter and primordial soup.
customer: hi, can i get a patuna sandwich please?
waiter: sure, one tuna sandwich coming right up.
customer: no, i said, a patuna sandwich.
waiter: …are you sure you don’t mean a tuna sandwich?
customer: yes, i’d like a fresh patuna sandwich with a side of gar.
waiter: um…i’m afraid we don’t have any of that.
customer: what?! you don’t serve patuna? what kind of eating establishment is this, anyway? i’d like to speak with your manager!
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