pau no cú


a brazilian slang representing a person that isn’t present at social activities with friends, always making up excuses not to go.
literally its means h-m-ss-xual s-x, where a p-n-s is put in someone’s -ss, for pleasure.
“yo man, why didn’t you come here today, pau no cú”

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